See Ya In Seattle

Greetings tourists from sector 11! If you are reading this message it means your tour vessel has crash landed somewhere on the planet earth. Our sensors say that this area is called MIAMI. Do not be alarmed. We have prepared an escape point for you at the closest point humans have to space, known as the space needle. As long as you are here, it is a great time for you stranded tourists to gather us some valuable tour data. Our rewards program will grant you tour points for each location you visit, as well as points for efficiency. The group with the most tour points will be entered to win a vacation package that probably won't crash land. Good luck and See You In Seattle.